She's probly holdin Sadie

Mom, did Granmda from Indinana die? (mom) 'Yes, she did honey.' So she's in heben? (mom) 'Yes, she's in heaven.' She's probly holdin Sadie right now. I wish I could see her. I miss em' soooo much. (Sadie's our cat who died suddenly last April, she's missed so very much)

I'm gonna watch football!

(after she asked Mom to pretend to be the little girl and she was the Mom - when reading this, keep in mind the word honey is said as 'hunna') (Mom) 'So what do you want to do?' What did ya say? I didn't hear ya honey. (Mom) 'What do you want to do?' Oh, I'm just gonna watch tv, honey. (Mom) 'What are you watching?' I'm gonna watch football! #momsdoingsomethingright

Scooby Dooby Doo

(while eating a banana and singing the Scooby Doo theme song) Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you? I'm eat-in a ba-na-naaaaaaa.

The Whole World...

(while celebrating Christmas with our family and on a karaoke microphone and all r's said as w's) You farted in your pants! You farted in your pants! (mom) 'honey, that's enough of that.' (with her hand up in the air waving at mom) No, no Mom, it's okay, it's okay the whole world farts in their pants!

Really Big...

Wow, Momma, you have a reawwy big butt.

My Name is Daddy....

(said in a high pitch voice after Daddy made fun of her) Oh my name is Daddy and I just sit around and fawt in my pants all day and poop in my pants too and I'm a dodie bwains.

I don't wike em

(while waiting for her brother at his vision therapy appt) Mom, I don't like that boy right there (pointing). They are NOT my fwiends. (shh, don't say that) But I don't wike em! (as the boys she doesn't 'wike' are looking at her and hearing her say it)